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FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

If you're on this page, I'm sure you have a couple questions. Here's a compilation of things you probably want to ask me. If I didn't answer it here, feel free to get in touch. I will be adding new questions/answers in the future if need be, so stay tuned!

Introduction

The problem with Normal pixel advertising is there is nothing to keep you coming back. You might want to go back one or two times to check out how many more ads they have sold, but how much of a thrill does that give you? Not much.

What's the one thing advertisers want? Eyeballs! When they pay money to advertise, they want as many people to see their ad/site as possible in order to get an ROI (return on investment). So in order for a lot of eyeballs to see their ad, a site would need a lot of traffic.

This is where SmashMyViper.com really takes off! We have it setup so that our idea brings the people, which makes advertisers want to pay. Advertisers want to pay more to do crazy things (which they get more promotion for), which is what people want to return to see! Its an endless cycle of awesomness.

Read on to find out more about what I'm doing and how it all works...

  1. How does this work?
  2. What is the Damage Factor?
  3. Who are you?
  4. Is this this a scam or a joke?
  5. Can I put a count of your pixel sales on my site/blog?
  6. Did you buy your Viper?
  7. Why would you destroy your Viper?
  8. Why are there two Vipers in some of the video and pictures?
  9. What will you do with the money?
  10. How long will my ad be up?
  11. Can you design my ads?
  12. How is SmashMyViper.com different from Million Dollar Homepage?
How does this work?

Each pixel is worth $1 and is sold in 10x10 pixel squares.

As an advertiser you can put a GIF or JPEG in your square, but that's not all you get! You can buy as many as you like, but the more you buy, the better it gets and the more effective your advertising is.

On top of this, you will also be able to submit a 100x100 pixel (10,000 pixels) hover-over ad which will display when a user hovers over your pixel ad.

The grid of pixel ads will appear on the homepage as well as video pages and photo galleries in order to maximize views and click-throughs to your ad.

To find out what else you get for your money, read the next question "What is the Damage Factor?".

What is the Damage Factor?

- SmashMyViper.com Girl Does Your Damage! Add $100.
1x - Key My Viper
4x - Drill A Hole In My Viper
10x - Throw Item Of Your Choice Under 5 lbs.
25x - Louisville Slug My Viper
50x - You Name It!
Remember, you can combine damage (ex: 2 squares (200 pixels) for 12" of keying)

- SmashMyViper.com Girl Does Your Damage! Add $100.
Guys, I know you're going to love this one! I have several hot chicks lined up willing to help me out for my cause. For an extra $100 on any of the damage factors below, you can have a SmashMyViper.com girl do your damage. On top of this, it will also guarantee an update in our Viper Update section. This is a great value as it gives your company that much more recognition for such a minimal cost.
1x - Key My Viper
If you purchase a minimum of 1 10x10 pixel square, you will get your ad in that square as well as a 6" key mark on my mint condition, never seen rain, Viper. You can choose which part of the Viper will get keyed. You can even buy multiple 10x10 pixel squares, and each one entitles you to 6 inches keyed on the Viper. So, as a creative example, you can buy enough to key your logo on my Viper if you wanted! The sky is the limit!
Add $100 for a SmashMyViper.com girl to do your damage
4x - Drill A Hole In My Viper
That's right, if you purchase at least 4 10x10 pixel squares you get your logo on those 4 squares and I will take a power drill with a very large drill bit, and drill all the way through any part of the viper you wish! Just name the spot you wish to see drilled out (for example: hood, rear bumper, dashboard, shift knob, door, etc.)
Add $100 for a SmashMyViper.com girl to do your damage.
10x - Throw Item Of Your Choice Under 5 lbs.
It's as simple as it sounds. Purchase at least 10 10x10 pixel squares, and you tell me the item (under $25), or send me the item...and I will hurl it at my Viper at the location of your choice. On top of that, you will get a free basic 8"x2" decal on the car saying whatever you want. You can even send us a custom one within that size, and we can use that instead. On top of that, you will get a dedicated Viper Update posting with a picture (plus possible video - this is where you guys may want to get creative with your item so we'll want to post a video) of your decal on the car and link to your site.
Add $100 for a SmashMyViper.com girl to do your damage
25x - Louisville Slug My Viper
It's still baseball season at SmashMyViper.com! If you purchase at least 25 10x10 pixel squares, you get to choose the spot where I smash my viper with a Louisville Slugger base ball bat. Plus you'll also get a free basic 12"x4" decal on the Viper where you want. You can even send us a custom one within that size, and we can use that instead. On top of that, you will get a dedicated Viper Update posting guaranteed.
Add $100 for a SmashMyViper.com girl to do your damage.
50x - You Name It!
This is the most creative and best marketing opportunity we offer! You get to decide what you want us to do or have done to the Viper (with our reasonable approval). The car will need to remain in running status (ex: no pulling the motor, no slashing the tires, etc)...but almost anything goes! This is your chance to potentially get the press all over your particular story. A funny example, ship us a pig wearing a sweater with your logo on it, and we'll have it live in the Viper for a week. You can even have us do a burnout until the tires pop! This is JUST an example, you need to come up with your own brilliant marketing idea on this one! Your idea will have a dedicated post with pictures and video in our Viper Update section.
Add $100 for a SmashMyViper.com girl to do your damage
Who are you?

My name is Jason Gunther. I am a 23 year old College Grad from the University of Maryland Baltimore County, a very well known IT school I may add. Within 3 months of graduation I got a phone call for a job opportunity in Northern Virginia at one of the largest IT firms in the world. When they told me how much I would be making I about dropped the phone with excitement. I thought my life just could not get any better. I was wrong. In Northern VA a condo, yes a condo...costs $500,000. You don't even want to know what a single family house costs, yet alone renting a place to live. I immediately realized that all the money I was making was nothing. On top of it all I drive a Viper that gets 9 MPG and gas prices just rose to $4 a gallon. I am not even making enough money to pay my bills now. So what am I suppose to do? Sell my viper you say? That may work, but what is the fun in that? Why not take the thing that I have worked my entire life for, and put it up to be destroyed for your viewing pleasure? My dream is to one day open a bar. To do that, it's not going to happen living paycheck to paycheck. I'm taking risk launching this site, in order to get startup funds in order to open up my bar idea. I figure it's probably going to cost at least $500,000 to open up the bar that I have...and I definitely don't have that kind of cash laying around.

Is this this a scam or a joke?

Although this may sound like a crazy idea, it is not a joke. I have worked my whole life for my Viper and it is the single and only thing I own. I am willing to do what is necessary to it to get myself out of debt and live life not paycheck to paycheck. How can someone have a bad life and own a viper? Simple. It's all I own, and it has put my entire life in debt to be able to keep driving it. Have you seen the insurance rates for a viper on a 23 year old? It's not pretty. It sucks to be such a huge car enthusiast. The whole purpose I'm doing this site is so that my friend I can open our own bar business. We are estimating that we need at least half a million dollars to get that accomplished. Don't believe I have a Viper? Check out the intro video we made.

Can I put a count of your pixel sales on my site/blog?

Of course you can! Just copy and paste this code to your page:

<a href="http://www.smashmyviper.com">
<img src="http://www.smashmyviper.com/i/updatelogo.gif" border="0" width="393"
height="82" alt="Pixel purchase update on SmashMyViper.com"></a>

It will look like this:

Pixel purchase update on SmashMyViper.com

Why are there two Vipers in some of the video and pictures?

There is a second viper that you will see in a lot of the pictures and videos that is only to help promote the site (it is not going to be smashed). My friend bought it and is allowing me to use it to help promote the site because he believes so much in smashmyviper.com and he wants to see me and the site successful. The Viper is registered and insured in my name and once smashmyviper.com is done with I will sell the car and repay him (with interest of course). Plus I told him I would hook him up if I make a million dollars, so he was the one who offered the other viper :-)

Did you buy your Viper?

Yes, I bought it on my own. My parents/family did not pay for anything. Daddy didn't give it to me. I worked hard and saved my money in order to buy my dream car.

Why would you destroy your Viper?

My main goal in life is to run my own business. Me and my roommate have a great idea for a bar, but it's going to cost a ton of money in order to start something like that. The only thing I really own is my Viper, and I'm willing to give it up in order to achieve my dream of opening the bar. I have worked my whole life for this car and it honestly is the only thing I can really say is mine. I understand that I could sell this thing and easily become out of debt, but what is the fun in that? Selling my Viper would be one of the hardest things to do in my whole life. If its gotta go, it's going to go out with a bang (or two) and hopefully this is as enjoyable to everyone else as it will be for me. If it all works out, hopefully I can invite you guys down to our bar for a drink!

What will you do with the money?

I would love to open up my own bar with my roommate. We have always dreamed of owning a bar and we have an idea for one that is absolutely amazing. I can't discuss the idea of our bar because hopefully one day we will actually be able to afford going through with it. The problem now is we can't save any money since we're both living paycheck to paycheck (or worse). On top of that I sit in my cubical everyday rotting my life away wishing I had enough money to get a Pepsi with lunch instead of a water. I don't know how successful this site will become, but if you want to know more, and what I'm doing with my money, check out the blog section.

How long will my ad be up?

This site will be live for at least one year, but we do plan on having it up as long as possible.

Can you design my ads?

Yes! We can design your pixel ad, as well as your hover-over ad for a $50 flat-fee. Keep in mind that it will take a little extra time, but as long as your order is paid for, we can reserve your pixels. Make sure to get in touch with our design team right away after paying.

How is SmashMyViper.com different from Million Dollar Homepage?

Million Dollar Homepage was an interesting concept, but it really had no basis or content to make users want to come back to the site aside from seeing how much more money he has made. On top of that it didn't really give an opportunity to promote the advertisers that were paying him money aside from the one ad that they would receive.

SmashMyViper.com is continually updated with content, pictures, and videos. It makes people want to come back to the site to see what else is going on with the Viper damage as well as to see how much more money we've made. Since we let the advertisers decide on the kind of damage that gets done, people are interested in seeing what these advertisers have come up with as an idea. Not only does this bring people back to the site and creating a viral idea that spreads around, but it allows advertisers to have people associate with their brand.

For example PongAlong.com, a company that makes and sell beer pong tables, sent us one of their tables and paid for an advertisement and damage to the Viper. Not only did they receive on ad on our grid and a feature in our video, but we also used product placement in the video allowing viewers to see their product in use.

Another company, Eco-Strip.com, which makes environmentally paint removal tools, sent us a paint scraper. Rather than keying the car with a key, we used their paint scraper in a video.

Things like this are pushing advertisers products right in the face of people, in the midst of great content. This is something Million Dollar Homepage could never offer. We have dedicated viewers that come back for more, which also continues the association with future advertisers and allows for branding opportunities.

To put it all in one sentence, the major benefits are great content which makes people more interested, and greater potential/more effective advertising for companies.

Page Last Updated: 3/20/2006
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